The Happy Ending Shakespeare Company, Volume 1

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The Happy Ending Shakespeare Company presents:

ROMEO AND JULIET
by William Shakespeare

     (A street in Verona.  ROMEO sits, looking sad.  MERCUTIO enters.)

MERCUTIO.  Romeo!  What’s the matter?
ROMEO.  I’m miserable because Rosaline dumped me.
MERCUTIO. Why don’t you go fuck a prostitute?
ROMEO. (immediately brightens)  Hey!  Great idea!

Curtain.
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