Synopses of movies I haven’t seen, based solely on their posters: Think Like a Man

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The one guy is like “Whu-oh” and his wife is like “Grrr” and this one woman is like “HELL-o!” and her guy is like “Sigh” and this other guy is like “Yikes!” and this lady is like “Don’t You Dare” and another guy is like “Heyyyyyy” and another guy is like “Who, me?” and his girlfriend is like “Come here, you sexy thing!”



 

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2 Responses to “Synopses of movies I haven’t seen, based solely on their posters: Think Like a Man
  1. Nat Almirall says:

    As a man, I think this is what happens when a nervous, racially-ignorant, self-conscious white guy unintentionally designs a stereotypical poster for an ethnic film. My captions, from top-left to right, is “Say-Whuuuut?” “I just got off my cycle, we needa screw”; “I’m inexplicably a lawyer at a top firm in LA [see glasses] — and I don’t even know what ‘firm’ means — but I’m attracted to men of a lower social standing” “I hope my work visa comes through” and/or “Madre dos Dios!”; “That girl stank, yo.” “No one must know I’m a man”; “I’m Carson City’s best motivational speaker and winner of the 1999 Carson City Laff-Slam competition — I also provide running commentary on this film that you’re not going to see”; “That’s not a duck…” “Let’s have sex in public — oh, no that’s not a duck.”

  2. Todd says:

    I wouldn’t say the designer is racially ignorant, but it seems clear that the poster wishes to present the movie as non-racial, or post-racial, or something.