My fake bio
The bizarre website Kosmix has a page for “Opinions and Discussions” about me. I have no idea what Kosmix’s brief is, because the articles cited on the page all seem to begin coherently, then spiral quickly into word-salad gobbledegook. But I draw your attention to the above bio, which is presented there with calm authority, in spite of the fact that, past the first sentence, the entire thing is a complete fabrication.
The next time someone asks me for a bio, I’m turning this in.
It looks like a link farm. Link farms are created to fool the Google algorithms into thinking it is a real content and discussion site, and in fact part of an active community of such sites. Companies can then pay to be linked to *from* such sites, falsely elevating their page rank.
It’s all pretty horrible, if you think about it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Hermann
there you go
I’ve always suspected I was Peter Hermann.
So you have penned a literally endless library of hits?
I guess the monolith must have paid you a visit back in the old country, and helped your evolution along a bit.
And that was possibly the least laboured Kubrick reference I have made this week.
But you were so good on Hope and Faith!