Literary Oddities: Ralph Nader, Will You Marry Me?


The first thing you notice about the book Ralph Nader, Will You Marry Me? is that its title is Ralph Nader, Will You Marry Me? If that is not enough of a stimulus to pick up a book, I don’t know what is.

Once you have the book in your hands, you have only one question: what is this book’s genre? Obviously it’s a joke, right? It’s called Ralph Nader, Will You Marry Me? What else could it possibly be? Why on earth would anyone title a book Ralph Nader, Will You Marry Me? You notice that it’s published by something called Initiation Publications, which, to put it mildly, you’ve never heard of. You look at the back cover. Nothing there but a photo of the author, Amy Devereaux. You expect to see maybe a quote from Art Buchwald or Bennett Cerf, something that will assure you that this is, indeed, some kind of joke. But no, it’s just Ms. Devereaux, who seems like a perfectly nice young lady, smiling up at you. You peruse the inside flap. You read: “Failing to win Ralph Nader’s heart after so many years of fighting alone in private skirmishes, Miss Devereaux escalates the battle by attempting to enlist the support of the public and moving to the front line. She says she prefers to be shot and killed face to face than continue to lose a seemingly endless guerrilla war.”What? What? That is the opening paragraph for her blurb? This is getting disturbing. You continue:”The struggle has been long and arduous, over twelve years. In order to step forward unprotected, she has had to learn to take charge of her biggest enemies, those from within: her shyness, desire for privacy, fears, anxieties, reluctance to fight openly, embarrassment, shame, guilt, judgements, and pride.”

Um, okay…

“The author has succeeded in placing herself in a totally vulnerable position where she is completely exposed. Actually at the end she surrenders because she is sick and tired of this war which has taken so much of her time and energy with no tangible results. Now that she is defeated, Amy Devereaux is wondering if Ralph Nader takes prisoners of war or if he shoots them on the spot. In either event, she says she will be happy to finally be at peace with herself and that will be her greatest victory.”

You assume at first that Ms. Devereaux’s wartime metaphor sprung from her writing this book during the Vietnam conflict, but no, it was published in 1988, long past Vietnam, and long past Nader’s glory days as a passionate consumer advocate for that matter.

The incoherence presents a different problem. You’re not sure exactly what the jacket blurb is getting at with this paragraph, except that the author of Ralph Nader, Will You Marry Me? is a bundle of raw nerves, ready to die if that what it takes, to — to — to what, exactly?

“This true story is about how foolish one can act when one is captivated by romantic love. Amy Devereaux is not a fictitious character and neither is Ralph Nader, but this story is really about her. Ralph Nader Will You Marry Me? follows the path that the author’s imagination takes writing letters, songs, poems, and a musical play to her hero. The actual contact that she makes with the real man misses her mark. Afraid to find out what he is really like, she avoids the opportunities she is given to confront him in person.”

Um, so, okay. The grammar is a little off but the message seems clear enough. Ms. Devereaux, it seems, is genuinely in love with, um, with Ralph Nader, and has actually written a book about her love for him. A 165-page-long book. One that includes the aforementioned letters, songs, poems, and, yes, a musical play, which the Table of Contents tells us is entitled Passionate Purple to Ralph Nader, a musical play.

“Confessing her failing, the author hopes to become free of it. In a way the story does not have an end because Ralph Nader and Amy Devereaux do not meet again inside the pages of this book. Will they ever meet? Will Amy and Ralph marry someone else? The answers to these questions remain unknown. Perhaps they will be answered in a prologue to the next edition of her next book.”

Yes, perhaps they will.

In the meantime, you’re still scratching your head. The prose of the jacket flap is not encouraging, but it’s still not entirely clear whether Ms. Devereaux means this book to be tongue-in-cheek, or, or — well, the alternative is that she’s written a book-length marriage proposal to Ralph Nader, and that’s just too weird to contemplate.

Luckily, this copy comes with a press release tucked inside the front cover, from the desk of one Mary Ann Belyea, Ms. Devereaux’s public-relations representative. The press release is four pages long and describes Devereaux’s many attempts to gain Nader’s attention. “During her 12-year romantic pursuit of her dream hero, Devereaux has directed hundreds of letters, gifts, packages and poems to Nader’s Washington office…None of her letters have been returned; none have been answered.”

It goes on: “Nader’s obvious disregard for her pleas for attention have not deterred Devereaux from her pursuit. Nor did it stop her from visiting his office, confronting him in the hallway to sing a solar energy song she had written, and later intruding on a conference to hand him birthday gifts. Even after his angry dismissal that day, Devereaux continued to bombard the consumer advocate with her pleas, devising elaborate schemes to make contact with him, even composing a ‘contract’ for his signature, promising that if they met she would never divulge their conversation. The contract went unanswered, too.”

You can’t imagine what Nader was thinking. A woman accosts him in the hall, sings him an unsolicited song on the subject of solar energy, interrupts a conference to bring him birthday gifts and sends him a contract for a personal conversation — what’s not to like?

The press release — my God, you exclaim, this is a press release!  That means she wants people to know these things! — continues to discuss how Devereaux’s obsession with Nader has “caused her to reject other men with whom she might have had meaningful relationships,” and adds, “[Devereaux] sometimes fantasizes that the book…’will get Ralph’s attention, we’ll meet and he will marry me.'”

Well naturally — if you want a man to marry you, what would persuade him to do so better than a book-length marriage proposal?

We also learn that Ms. Devereaux is “a graduate of Arica Institute, est, Insight Transformational Trainings, Silva Mind Control, Adventures in Attitudes, and Peace Theological Seminary classes…and is a minister in the Movement of Spiritual Inner Awareness.” You know, you say, if you ask me, the only thing more convincing than graduating from a crackpot self-help program is graduating from six.

What is wrong with this Nader guy? How could he let a catch like this get away? The press release concludes with an itinerary for Ms. Devereaux’s five-city book tour.

And all of that is before you even open the book.

The introduction begins “I wrote this book attempting to convince Ralph Nader that my love for him is sincere and that I have the ability to fulfill my promises. It will be impossible for Ralph to deny my reality and for me to continue my fantasy once we face the truth together, whatever that is.”

Well, exactly.

“Once RALPH NADER WILL YOU MARRY ME? is in print and widely publicized, I can no longer rationalize Ralph’s silence by telling myself that he has been sheltered from knowing about my existence and my letters by his staff. I do not want to spend the rest of my life in a dream world, like Cervante’s [sic] Don Quixote tilting at windmills. I want to be loved on earth as well as in heaven.”

Well, that answers your question — she is sincere, she loves Ralph Nader, and she’s written a book to get his attention. Singing to him in the hallway didn’t do it, delivering a birthday present to him during a conference didn’t do it, deluging his office with hundreds of letters, gifts, packages and poems didn’t do it, well, god damn it, this book will do it. It has to.

The book proper consists of letters, poems, song lyrics, personal reminisces, a little autobiography, and yes, a musical play. The play begins with a character named AMY entering the offices of a character named RALPH, who is apparently some kind of important consumer advocate. Ralph is reluctant to meet Amy at first, and indeed shows signs of fear and desperation when he hears she has entered his offices. Eventually he realizes what a unique, impressive person she is, and views on solar energy are discussed. There are many love duets.

Sample lyric:


Sample dialogue:

RALPH. Amy. I’m so grateful that I didn’t write you off as crazy. You are crazy. You know that, but blissfully so. Your craziness did save me, as you intended it to.
AMY. I did want to save you, but I didn’t know what from.
RALPH. From my false self, the part which is always so serious, the part which bores people. Would you like to dance?
AMY. Yes, I would.

Sample stage direction:

(Ralph lifts Amy into his arms and carries her into his bedroom where he lays her gently on his bed. Ralph lights a candle by the bed and turns out the rest of the lights.)

The play ends, as all romantic comedies must, with a wedding. No points for guessing who gets married.

The book also includes a short story, “Maria’s Farewell,” which does not seem to be directly related to the author’s pursuit of Ralph Nader, and is apparently inserted here to show that Ms. Devereaux is capable of writing something other than book-length marriage proposals to Ralph Nader.

It ends with this personal message to Nader: “Taking the personal, emotional, and financial risks I have by exposing myself to the public and to you, unprotected as I am, is the final demonstration of my love for you, short of personal contact which depends on your cooperation. I can do no more. It is up to you. Will you accept my love or reject it? That is the question, just like Shakespeare’s ‘To be or not to be.’ Will you be with me? Ralph Nader, will you marry me?”

From the Introduction: “I wanted Ralph’s fans to know that he is loved by an intelligent, sensitive, loving, attractive, single woman. The fact that he has remained unmarried up until now is not the result of his being unloved or unlovable.” Tell that to the Democrats of 2000.

Google does not divulge the existence of Initiation Publications, nor that of Mary Ann Belyea Public Relations. However, apparently Ms. Devereaux is still very much around, creating art, which I am pleased to report is not bad at all, and can be viewed here.


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16 Responses to “Literary Oddities: Ralph Nader, Will You Marry Me?”
  1. sheherazahde says:

    Ralph Nader, Will You Marry Me?

    See, that is the sort of thing that makes me feel better about my life.

    No matter how much my life sucks, there are people out there who are worse off.

  2. Anonymous says:

    At least this work should get top scores for its clarity in revealing what the protagonist wants.

  3. ndgmtlcd says:

    It’s not a fly-by-night vanity press production. Her publisher was legit enough to get an ISBN for the book (Covina, Calif. : Initiation Publications, c1988. ISBN: 0929456009) and the Library of Congress has a copy of it, which it will safeguard for eternity or until the US government does a bankruptcy sale of all its assets.

  4. emeraldsedai says:

    I’m amazed that you could get through the book. I could barely even get through your post on it, so cringeworthy was the subject.

    I congratulate you for your nerves.

    • Todd says:

      To be truthful, I only skimmed — plenty of horror bubbles to the surface on each and every page.

      I would, however, love to organize a reading of the play — complete with tunes worked out for the songs.

      • mcbrennan says:

        I would very much enjoy being a part of any theoretical staging of this obsessive fever-dream epic. Should you need a middle-aged hausfrau shut-in who’s beginning to resemble William Conrad in “Cannon”.

        Hey, at least she didn’t shoot Ronald Reagan. Given the tone of the text, I think that was a real accomplishment. And unlike the Hinckley/Foster thing, it totally would have impressed Nader.

      • Anonymous says:

        YES PLEASE!!!!

        WHEN is our “Ralph Nader, Will You Marry Me?” reading party happening?

        Sometime in September, please!!!

        – Holly

  5. craigjclark says:

    This brings to my mind a guidebook Edward D. Wood Jr. once wrote about making it in Hollywood. I know it sounds like a joke, but Hollywood Rat Race does exist and it’s as jaw-droppingly sublime as you would expect.

    • mcbrennan says:

      I have been the proud owner of a dog-eared edition of Hollywood Rat Race for nearly a decade, and Ed’s advice has guided my career at every turn.

      Which in retrospect explains quite a bit. Get me an angora sweater and twelve bottles of Thunderbird, stat.

  6. teamwak says:


    just hahahaha!

  7. Anonymous says:

    How did I miss this post?! What an incredible find. I still think she must be a character, to the degree that, somewhere along the way studying for her six degrees, she was reborn to be the love-child from that non-stop desiring machine Blanche Deveraux, (Golden Girls) and now looking for some legitimacy, projecting that desire onto the “advocate” Ralph.

    • Todd says:

      What an incredible find.

      That’s what I keep saying. Every time I pick it up, I think “No, not really, there isn’t really a book titled Ralph Nader, Will You Marry Me? is there? But then it turns out there is.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Ralph Nader is Awesome!!

    I am a Ralph Nader fan, voted for him and will proudly vote for him again. He is an American treasure, one of the greatest minds of this generation, and still is the lone man dares to speak against the injustices perpetuated by the established elite in this country

    In a word, Ralph Nader rules! Go listen to his speeches, read his books, and hear his interviews on Youtube. It is a dirty shame he is being blacklisted by the mainstream media in this supposed superpower of a nation

    • Todd says:

      Re: Ralph Nader is Awesome!!

      I have nothing against Ralph Nader, generally speaking, and his record as a consumer advocate speaks for itself. But I don’t want to marry him, nor would I write a book on the topic.