1. Did you see the original Godzilla?
2. Yes, it took my breath away.
1. Did you see Rodan?
2. Yes, but I thought it was a bit breezy.
1. What did you think of Mothra?
2. Too many monsters, too little women.
1. How did you like Gamera?
2. The plot had too many turns to keep track of.
1. Did you ever see Matango?
2. The plot seemed kind of moldy.
1. Ever see Uzumaki?
2. It got me all wound up.
And let me just say, the American Haunting that flashes a ghostly image and plays scary sounds when you roll over it — as you’re two thirds asleep — is not fair.
And let me just say, the American Haunting that flashes a ghostly image and plays scary sounds when you roll over it — as you’re two thirds asleep — is not fair.
No one, curse their black hearts. I didn’t even realize Matango was by Honda until I looked it up last night. I just remember it when I watched it as a kid in a monster double feature. (As “Attack of the Mushroom People”.)
Many years ago, I walked into a room on the Warner Bros. lot to meet with the head of the studio. He was in a bit of a tizzy because he had just gotten off the phone with a potential director for the first Harry Potter movie, and it had unnerved him. He said the director was a brilliant guy but whew! what a difficult director! I asked him who and he sighed and said “Terry Gilliam.”
Frankly I feel that thew first two HPs have been very boring faliures, like watching a director who just doesn’t care, or doesn’t feel the core of the book. Harry Potter as a book can be seen as a benign Brazil… and the Half Blood Prince is a perfect match… but his name was quickly taken off Imdb actually… sooo… aheh… aheh… aHEH
It was, of all things, a zombie movie. This is back in ’97, before the current wave of zombie movies. My zombie movie was a combination horror/action thing, kind of like The Road Warrior with zombies, and with a gang of mismatched teenagers instead of Mel Gibson.
Zombies and teenagers… finally together! Sounds pretty kickface… what if… it was… teenagers… AND A PACK OF FRANKENSTEINS! And more Frankensteins are made out of the dead teenagers…oooh…
(I’m sitting here trying to think of a good joke for “Adaptation” and I just can’t think of anything. I’ll go get a cup of coffee, maybe that will help. No, now I just want a donut, too. I shouldn’t have one because I’m getting fat already. Hmm, maybe my brother back in Indiana will have some idea of a funny, pithy line about “Adaptation.” I’ll call him.)
1. I’m going to run to the concession stand for some popcorn before Last Tango in Paris starts. Did you want kettle corn or the other kind?
2. Get the butter.
Hey, where did you put ‘Jimmy Corrigan: SMBOE’?
Back with the other books… that thing just doesnt fare well alone…
Who is Todd Alcott?
Todd Alcott is a screenwriter living in Los Angeles with his wife and his kids and his cats and his dogs. He has worked on many feature films and has sometimes been credited for thus. You may have seen one.
1. What did you think of Nightmare on Elm Street?
2. It left me on the edge of my sleep.
1. Did you see the original Godzilla?
2. Yes, it took my breath away.
1. Did you see Rodan?
2. Yes, but I thought it was a bit breezy.
1. What did you think of Mothra?
2. Too many monsters, too little women.
1. How did you like Gamera?
2. The plot had too many turns to keep track of.
1. Did you ever see Matango?
2. The plot seemed kind of moldy.
1. Ever see Uzumaki?
2. It got me all wound up.
And let me just say, the American Haunting that flashes a ghostly image and plays scary sounds when you roll over it — as you’re two thirds asleep — is not fair.
Amen.
1. What did you think of The Neverending Story?
2. I thought it would never end.
What did you think of the Neverending Story?
Surprisingly underwhelming.
Wow! Who got you the Honda box for Christmas?
No one, curse their black hearts. I didn’t even realize Matango was by Honda until I looked it up last night. I just remember it when I watched it as a kid in a monster double feature. (As “Attack of the Mushroom People”.)
1. What did you think of The Machinist?
2. A little thin.
1. Have you seen Taxi Driver?
2. You talkin’ to me?
1. Did you see Groundhog Day?
2. Yes, but I’m going to have to watch it again.
1. What did you think of Un Chien Andalou*?
2. Not so easy on the eyes.
*or Equus.
1. How did you find Spongebob Squarepants?
2. Absorbing.
1. Did you find someone to go with you to The Graduate?
2. My girlfriend was busy, but her mother…
1. Can you describe the setting of The Ring?
2. Well…
*Or Audition
What do you think of Alan Moore?
Out of his league.
[rl]
Ha!
I don’t know, I think he’s pretty extraordinary.
Alan Moore? I could watch that man forever!
The thing is, we’ll just swamp him with our affection.
[Robolizard]
He’s definitely among my top ten authors.
Alan Moore is the author from hell.
He’s quite the gentleman…
He’s the man to watch.
Absolutely a hero in his twilight.
What did you think of Jabberwocky?
Halfway through I wanted snack
Were you worried watching Time Bandits?
No, I knew all along the villain was toast.
Did you like Brazil?
Yes, but I thought Katherine Helmond’s part was a bit of a stretch.
Have you ever seen Twelve Monkeys?
I caught the end once, had to go back and see it from the beginning.
What did you think of Fisher King?
Kind of lame.
Get you ever manage to see The Man From La Mancha?
I t5hough it wad… Oh, I give up
How did you like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
It never really kicked in for me.
Yah lost me on the Fisher King one… or… [gasp!] is that… a sicnere opinion!?
No, I absolutely love that movie.
My joke is a reference to the original fisher king story. (The Fisher King also appears in Matt Wagner’s Mage, et al.)
Well here’s something that BLEW THE MIND RIGHT OUT OF MY !@#$ING HEAD!
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48188
[the robolizard snarled]
Whoa. I don’t know if that’s a good fit, but then again, as they say in Pi, maybe it’s genius!
Many years ago, I walked into a room on the Warner Bros. lot to meet with the head of the studio. He was in a bit of a tizzy because he had just gotten off the phone with a potential director for the first Harry Potter movie, and it had unnerved him. He said the director was a brilliant guy but whew! what a difficult director! I asked him who and he sighed and said “Terry Gilliam.”
It’s heartening to hear that at least one studio head thought of him as brilliant.
It does lead one to wonder how difficult the world would be if he’d signed on to the first movie.
And then he got the job…right!?
Frankly I feel that thew first two HPs have been very boring faliures, like watching a director who just doesn’t care, or doesn’t feel the core of the book. Harry Potter as a book can be seen as a benign Brazil… and the Half Blood Prince is a perfect match… but his name was quickly taken off Imdb actually… sooo… aheh… aheh… aHEH
Out of curiousity, what were you at WB for?
A unique and unrepeated incidence of a studio head actually flying me across the country to tell me how much he liked my script.
The script, needless to say, remains unshot.
OOH! WHATWAZZIT!?
I too am urged to inquire upon that very matter…
It was, of all things, a zombie movie. This is back in ’97, before the current wave of zombie movies. My zombie movie was a combination horror/action thing, kind of like The Road Warrior with zombies, and with a gang of mismatched teenagers instead of Mel Gibson.
Zombies and teenagers… finally together! Sounds pretty kickface… what if… it was… teenagers… AND A PACK OF FRANKENSTEINS! And more Frankensteins are made out of the dead teenagers…oooh…
…Lady and the Tramp… BUT WITH ZOMBIES!
Did you like Brazil?
Nah, my attention kept drifting away.
What do you think of the bible?
A little preachy…
Ooh! Someone do one about ‘Adaptation’!
So, what did you think of Adaptation?
(I’m sitting here trying to think of a good joke for “Adaptation” and I just can’t think of anything. I’ll go get a cup of coffee, maybe that will help. No, now I just want a donut, too. I shouldn’t have one because I’m getting fat already. Hmm, maybe my brother back in Indiana will have some idea of a funny, pithy line about “Adaptation.” I’ll call him.)
So, what did you think of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
Ugh! I’m doing my best to forget about it completely!
Didn’t I do that one already?
So Janet, what did you think of Psycho?
They lost me about a third of the way in.
1. Have you seen Groundhog Day?
2. Many, many times.
1. Do you want to see Raging Bull?
2. WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
That movie completely got inside my head.
What moooovieee….[stares!]
Actually, never mind. Forget I said anything.
What did you think of Bicentennial Man?
I know it meant well, but it still seemed so artificial…
[originally used for AI]
[rl]
What do you think of Blood Simple?
Seemed to reach a bit far, don’t you think?
1. I’m going to run to the concession stand for some popcorn before Last Tango in Paris starts. Did you want kettle corn or the other kind?
2. Get the butter.
Owwwwww
Hey, where did you put ‘Jimmy Corrigan: SMBOE’?
Back with the other books… that thing just doesnt fare well alone…