Happy Valentine’s Day from What Does the Protagonist Want?

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Sam’s valentine for his class this year.  In case it’s not clear, that’s Indiana Jones, clutching a stolen heart, being chased by a giant rolling m&m.  (Small bags of m&m’s were taped to the back of each valentine.

As an added attraction, beneath the fold I’ve compiled a collection of my favorite valentine designs from around the internet.  If you "get" every single one of these jokes, congratulations!  You’re a geek.

Feel free to post your own finds.

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27 Responses to “Happy Valentine’s Day from What Does the Protagonist Want?”
  1. medox says:

    Yep, that’s Valentine’s Day all summed up.

    I heart-ripped-from-chest-on-fire you too.

  2. quitwriting says:

    *face palm* I’m an incurable geek.

  3. greyaenigma says:

    I &heart; these.

  4. earthsage14 says:

    The only one I don’t get is the bear one. Am I an idiot or just unaware of some obscure reference being made?

    • Todd says:

      I don’t think there’s anything to “get” there, I think it’s just funny.

      Except of course for the very serious bear problem that the United States has, as outlined numerous times by Stephen Colbert.

  5. It says “I choo-choo-choose you”! And there’s a picture of a train!

    Yay, sleep! That’s when I’m a viking!

  6. ohnno. NERD ALERT NERD ALERT!

    nerd nerd nerd nerd!

  7. gilmoure says:

    Heh. My daughter (8 yrs old) also made her valentines for her class (only one other kid did so). She got a hot glue gun for Christmas and really went to town, turning heart shaped lollypops into cupids. Probably the rightest thing wife and I have done in life is to make it as easy as possible for our kid to be creative.

    Cheers!

  8. johnnycrulez says:

    I just realized “What Does the Protagonist Want?” is the name of the blog.

  9. sorceror says:


    A Hitler Valentine?!?? 😯

  10. faroffstar says:

    aww sam’s is awesome! homemade valentines are the best

  11. gdh says:

    There’s nerdiest valentines are obscure Star Trek: Deep Space Nine reference valentines.

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  12. rjwhite says:

    Jon Morris’ Deadwood Valentines.

    There are some swears.