Happy Valentine’s Day from What Does the Protagonist Want?
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Sam’s valentine for his class this year. In case it’s not clear, that’s Indiana Jones, clutching a stolen heart, being chased by a giant rolling m&m. (Small bags of m&m’s were taped to the back of each valentine.
As an added attraction, beneath the fold I’ve compiled a collection of my favorite valentine designs from around the internet. If you "get" every single one of these jokes, congratulations! You’re a geek.
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Yep, that’s Valentine’s Day all summed up.
I heart-ripped-from-chest-on-fire you too.
*face palm* I’m an incurable geek.
I &heart; these.
The only one I don’t get is the bear one. Am I an idiot or just unaware of some obscure reference being made?
I don’t think there’s anything to “get” there, I think it’s just funny.
Except of course for the very serious bear problem that the United States has, as outlined numerous times by Stephen Colbert.
WHEN BEAUREGARD MET BRANDY.
It says “I choo-choo-choose you”! And there’s a picture of a train!
Yay, sleep! That’s when I’m a viking!
Let’s bee friends.
ohnno. NERD ALERT NERD ALERT!
nerd nerd nerd nerd!
Heh. My daughter (8 yrs old) also made her valentines for her class (only one other kid did so). She got a hot glue gun for Christmas and really went to town, turning heart shaped lollypops into cupids. Probably the rightest thing wife and I have done in life is to make it as easy as possible for our kid to be creative.
Cheers!
My fave…
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You got me — that’s pretty out there.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen FTW!
I just realized “What Does the Protagonist Want?” is the name of the blog.
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A Hitler Valentine?!?? 😯
Just because a guy is the architect of the destruction of a continent doesn’t mean he’s incapable of love.
“Ze only conqvest I vant ist YOU!!!”
“Make Lebensraum for me — in your heart!”
Yeeeaaaa. So not feeling the love here. 😯
If it helps you any, neither is St. Valentine.
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aww sam’s is awesome! homemade valentines are the best
There’s nerdiest valentines are obscure Star Trek: Deep Space Nine reference valentines.
I LOOOOOOVE OBSCURE REFERENCES.
My favorite character in the entire ST universe is Mott.
Morn. :/
Jon Morris’ Deadwood Valentines.
There are some swears.
Sam rocks.