What did you think of ‘A Million Little Pieces’?
Okay. Questions. Truth. Question mark. Exclamation mark. Drugs. Frey. Blog. Blogging. Alcott. Alcott. Jokes.
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Did you see last week’s episode of Poke’mon?
It left before I could catch it. Besides, I was too knocked out to pay any attention.
How about Space Jam?
Oh yeah, very ballsy.
That sounds like a lie.
I shall bite off your head for such SPHERICAL statements…
Thats not funn–OH GOD! ARGHH! ARGHH! AW !@#$ THIS STINGS LIKE A !@#$% IN A !@#! MACHINE! !@#$!
[play tracks of laughter]
So tell me more about this…Alan Moore…
Oh stop it, you’re killing the joke.
Who is Todd Alcott?
Todd Alcott is a screenwriter living in Los Angeles with his wife and his kids and his cats and his dogs. He has worked on many feature films and has sometimes been credited for thus. You may have seen one.
Would you like to discuss Meville’s Bartleby the Scrivener?
I would prefer not to.
Have you read A Million Little Pieces?
I just haven’t have ti– I mean yes, of course I have.
Ah, a million little pieces…
What did you think of ‘A Million Little Pieces’?
Okay. Questions. Truth. Question mark. Exclamation mark. Drugs. Frey. Blog. Blogging. Alcott. Alcott. Jokes.
jokes/books/alcott.
The Alfred Hitchcock edition
1. Did you see Psycho?
2. Yes, with my best friend: my mother.
1. Did you see Marnie?
2. No, I couldn’t stand the colors.
1. Would you see The Birds?
2. If it’s the end of the world.
More classics
1. Who did you see Casablanca with?
2. I rounded up the usual suspects.
1. Did you see The Magnificent Ambersons?
2. Yes, but it didn’t keep up with the times.
1. Did you see Sunset Blvd.?
2. Yes, but from the first scene, I knew how it was going to end.
1. What did you think of Sleeper?
2. The slapstick got tiresome.
What did you think of Toy Story?
Up among the clouds it sailed, way beyond the moon, in its silver ship it sailed, alas it ended too soon…
[i heart that film…]
Have you seen The Matrix?
There is no movie.
1. What’s The Matrix about?
2. No one can tell you what The Matrix is. You must experience it for yourself.
1. What’s Memento about?
2. Well, there’s this memory who’s lost his guy… Wait a second, I’ve got that backwards.
1. I hated Fight Club.
2. Well, don’t beat yourself up about it.
Did you see last week’s episode of Poke’mon?
It left before I could catch it. Besides, I was too knocked out to pay any attention.
How about Space Jam?
Oh yeah, very ballsy.
That sounds like a lie.
I shall bite off your head for such SPHERICAL statements…
Thats not funn–OH GOD! ARGHH! ARGHH! AW !@#$ THIS STINGS LIKE A !@#$% IN A !@#! MACHINE! !@#$!
[play tracks of laughter]
What did you think of Viewtiful Joe?
I supp p o o o o u u s s s eee that it h a AAAAad itslittlemomentshe re and there…
1. Did you enjoy The Princess Bride?
2. It was wuv, twue, wuv.
So tell me more about this…Alan Moore…
Oh stop it, you’re killing the joke.