Don’t Stop Now!

1. Would you like to read Candide?
2. In the best of all possible worlds, yes.
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14 Responses to “Don’t Stop Now!”
  1. greyaenigma says:

    Would you like to discuss Meville’s Bartleby the Scrivener?
    I would prefer not to.

    Have you read A Million Little Pieces?
    I just haven’t have ti– I mean yes, of course I have.

    • robolizard says:

      Ah, a million little pieces…

      What did you think of ‘A Million Little Pieces’?
      Okay. Questions. Truth. Question mark. Exclamation mark. Drugs. Frey. Blog. Blogging. Alcott. Alcott. Jokes.

  2. rennameeks says:

    The Alfred Hitchcock edition

    1. Did you see Psycho?
    2. Yes, with my best friend: my mother.

    1. Did you see Marnie?
    2. No, I couldn’t stand the colors.

    1. Would you see The Birds?
    2. If it’s the end of the world.

  3. rennameeks says:

    More classics

    1. Who did you see Casablanca with?
    2. I rounded up the usual suspects.

    1. Did you see The Magnificent Ambersons?
    2. Yes, but it didn’t keep up with the times.

    1. Did you see Sunset Blvd.?
    2. Yes, but from the first scene, I knew how it was going to end.

  4. craigjclark says:

    1. What did you think of Sleeper?
    2. The slapstick got tiresome.

  5. robolizard says:

    What did you think of Toy Story?
    Up among the clouds it sailed, way beyond the moon, in its silver ship it sailed, alas it ended too soon…

    [i heart that film…]

  6. robolizard says:

    Have you seen The Matrix?
    There is no movie.

    • Todd says:

      1. What’s The Matrix about?
      2. No one can tell you what The Matrix is. You must experience it for yourself.

  7. craigjclark says:

    1. What’s Memento about?
    2. Well, there’s this memory who’s lost his guy… Wait a second, I’ve got that backwards.

  8. Todd says:

    1. I hated Fight Club.
    2. Well, don’t beat yourself up about it.

  9. robolizard says:

    Did you see last week’s episode of Poke’mon?
    It left before I could catch it. Besides, I was too knocked out to pay any attention.

    How about Space Jam?
    Oh yeah, very ballsy.
    That sounds like a lie.
    I shall bite off your head for such SPHERICAL statements…
    Thats not funn–OH GOD! ARGHH! ARGHH! AW !@#$ THIS STINGS LIKE A !@#$% IN A !@#! MACHINE! !@#$!
    [play tracks of laughter]

  10. robolizard says:

    What did you think of Viewtiful Joe?
    I supp p o o o o u u s s s eee that it h a AAAAad itslittlemomentshe re and there…

  11. sotisse2 says:

    1. Did you enjoy The Princess Bride?
    2. It was wuv, twue, wuv.

  12. Anonymous says:

    So tell me more about this…Alan Moore…
    Oh stop it, you’re killing the joke.