Teh Metapost
I HEREBY DECLARE:
From this day forward, the practice of deliberately typing “teh” instead of “the” for the purposes of some kind of ironic or faux-innocent joke (“teh hot, teh sexy, teh cool,” etc, etc, etc) is no longer funny. It’s no longer funny partly because it wasn’t funny to begin with, but now it is both not funny and a sad, tired cliche.
Got it? Stop it. Just stop it. That day is done.
Karl Rove one-liner
When Karl Rove dies, people will say he’s spinning in his grave and will mean it as a compliment.