Xmen: The Last Stand

I dunno, I loved it.  Am I crazy?

I know there are many out there who found this movie sadly lacking.  I’m not sure what they were expecting.

Maybe all the bad reviews lowered my expectations, but I had a whale of a time. Feel free to tell me why you didn’t like it.

And, just so no one’s hands are tied, SPOILER ALERT.

UPDATE: It seems that a lot of people, not so much here as elsewhere on the internet, hate Brett Ratner.  Is there something I’m missing?  Did he kill someone’s father?  Many people, it seems, went into the movie already hating it because it was Ratner instead of Bryan Singer, as though Singer is some kind of dynamic Francis Coppola-level visionary and Ratner is some kind of soulless Guy Hamilton-level hack.  ‘Sup with that?
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Contest!

Favorite business/office comedies.

Model: Working Girl.

The Apartment has been ruled out for not being enough about business.
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True Romance

I’ve never really thought of Tony Scott as an actor’s director, but the acting in this picture is consistently astonishing.  Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Bronson Pinchot, Tom Sizemore, Chris Penn, Saul Rubinek, Chris Walken, James Gandolfini, all of them take their roles in sly, unexpected directions, playing their scenes with genuine humor and humanity.

Now that the shock of Tarantino has worn off, it’s possible to look at his writing a little more objectively.  His plots tend toward the unlikely, his characters are not real people.  Tarantino World exists within the framework of “the movies,” he’s not concerned about the real world, he lives, breathes and eats movies, and his scripts reflect that.

His characters tend to sound the same.  Almost without exception, they spout pop-culture trivia and announce who they are and what they stand for.  The audience rarely has to wonder what a character is thinking, because they never shut up about what they’re thinking.  When he directs his own script, this all becomes part of an all-encompassing style.  We enter Tarantino World, we buy that ticket and we get on that ride.  And so far, he has yet to disappoint.

And while Tarantino has entered the pop consciousness as an icon, his movies are still, in essence, art films, cult films, movies about movies.  Even Pulp Fiction I remember seeing and thinking “If Jim Jarmusch made a gangster movie, it would feel like this.”  (Of course,  Jarmusch eventually made a gangster movie, Ghost Dog, which feels nothing like Pulp Fiction.)

Tony Scott does not make Art Films.  He makes Commercial Blockbusters.  And his task here is to take Tarantino’s extremely Tarantino-esque screenplay and somehow turn it into a Commercial Blockbuster.

The fact that True Romance didn’t do well upon initial release is beside the point.  What Scott’s has acheived here is to take the pure, undiluted pop fantasy of Tarantino’s script and, quite apart from “making it commercial,” he’s somehow make it his warmest, most humane film.

Only the feathers seem like a little much for me.

I’ve heard that the original script of True Romance, like most other Tarantino scripts, shuffled time and told the story in a more novelistic way, and that Tony Scott shot the script as written but, in the editing room, made it more linear.  I would give anything (within reason) to see the first cut.
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Catch-22

What a shock and thrill to sit down at my DVD player in 2006 and see a movie that, while flawed, contains actual ideas, an actual philosophy, and an actual point-of-view.

It’s not perfect, but it’s consistently entertaining and by the end of it, it produces an effect that’s hard to shake off.

The novel, of course, is a monument, full of broad, Dickensian characters, shuffled-time elements, and dozens of plot threads, and a satire to boot, so it’s especially tricky.  But director Mike Nichols and writer Buck Henry would seem to be the perfect team for the job, if anybody could do it.

It’s probably a losing proposition to try to fit a novel as well-known, well-liked and ambitious as Catch-22 was in 1970 into a two-hour movie.   A really expensive, 12-hour miniseries might get the novel across better.  There was a TV show in 1973 (no doubt capitalizing on the popularity of M*A*S*H), starring none other than Richard Dreyfuss as Yossarian, which probably nobody but me watched for the brief time it was on the air.

But the problem, as it always is with satire, is tone, and the tone here wavers quite a bit.  The novel wants to say very serious things in a very funny way, and the most outrageous things on the page still come off as human, wheras if you stage them, those same things become broad, obvious and belabored.

Take, for example, Martin Balsam, one of my favorite actors ever, as Colonel Cathcart.  Cathcart is a wonderful character, a dense, vain, murderous dolt.  The problem is, that’s how Balsam plays him.  He plays him as though he’s an idiot, keeps indicating that the man is quite vain, blustering and stupid.  To play a stupid man in a position of power, in my opinion, one has to play down the stupidity, play down the insecurity and bluster.  A stupid man in a position of power would do his best to keep from giving himself away, but Balsam lets Cathcart give himself away all over the place.

I think this choice, and others like it, are meant to make the movie “funny,” but they have the opposite effect.  The humor is in the ideas and in the dialogue.  If you play it too broadly, it both kills the humor and diminishes the ideas.  The wonderful, terrible thing about Cathcart is that he’s a blustering idiot who is going to get every man in his squadron killed, and all he’s concerned about is his image,  career and publicity.  But we never really get the serious side of the character, he remains a clown throughout.  Buck Henry as Colonel Corn is better, razor-sharp in his delivery, but still a little broad for me, not quite human.

Orson Welles is sufficienty grave as General Dreedle, but Austin Pendleton is goofy and overplayed in the exact same scenes, like he’s been digitally dropped in from another movie.

A young Richard Libertini is splendid, looking like Bronson Pinchot.

Some scenes work brilliantly, like the one where Bob Balaban (Bob Balaban!) as Orr tinkers with a stove and tells Yossarian to fly with him.  It’s quiet, detailed, funny and just a little bit insane.

And then there’s the plot.  Which there’s either too much of, or not enough of, or both at once.  You have things like Bob Newhart as Major Major Major Major, one of the most beloved characters of the novel, who has no impact on the plot of the film at all.  Yet there he is, taking up a good six or seven minutes of screen time in a broad, surreal turn where he puts on a mustache and talks nonsense to Norman Fell (Norman Fell!) as the portrait on his office wall changes from Roosevelt to Churchill to Stalin, and I go “Huh?”  It just seems sometimes like some scenes were included from the novel because the filmmakers knew there would be a demand for those scenes, not because they would contribute to the movie.

Anyway, for some reason Dr. Strangelove works, M*A*S*H works and Fight Club works but this doesn’t work.

Is it the budget?  The production design is detailed and elaborate, and several of the action beats are spectacular and awe-inspiring.  But budget never helped comedy, and especially not satire, where attitude and approach are, to my mind, more important.  Get the attitude right and you can perform it in front of painted backdrops.

Milo is a great character, a big enough character to have his own novel in my opinion, and Jon Voight is mostly good in the part.  There’s a scene in the movie that I remember from the book,* but it took me until today’s viewing to fully appreciate its point.

Milo makes a deal with the Germans to bomb his own airbase, part of his complicated “syndicate,” a little corporation he’s created to make himself rich during the war, a little private corporation which, theoretically, will make everyone wealthy but which, of course, makes only Milo wealthy.  Not unlike our friends at Enron, with similar results.

In the movie, Milo’s deal with the Germans ends up killing Nately (a radiant and splendid Art Garfunkel [Art Garfunkel!]) and Yossarian gets quite angry with him about that.  He catches up to Milo and screams at him about killing Nately, and the scene goes something like:

Yossarian: You killed Nately!  He’s dead!
Milo: Nately was very lucky, he owned sixty shares of the syndicate, he died a wealthy man.
Y: What good will that do him?  He’s dead!
M: Then it will go to his family.
Y: He was too young to have a family!
M: Then it will go to his parents.
Y: His parents don’t need it, they’re already wealthy!
M: Then they’ll understand.

Voight delivers that last line with chilling calm and precision, and suddenly the whole movie comes into focus.  This war, and this story, are all about the capitalist imperative, and Nately died not for his country but for that imperative.  His life was worth a certain amount of money, and when the amount of money available rose to a certain amount, it was no longer necessary to keep Nately alive.  And if Nately’s parents are wealthy, they’ll have already made those calculations in their heads many times over in their lives.

*Turns out my memory is faulty, the exchange is not in the book.  It was written by Buck Henry.

Anyway, the movie is about more than just that, but that’s the moment when it stops becoming hijinx and starts meaning something.  In some ways, the movie (and the book) are about a state of mind, a way of looking at things, and the fact that it’s set on an island in the Mediterranean during World War II is incidental.  It’s a story about the way of the world coming into focus for a young man, and in this case the young man was Joseph Heller during World War II, much as it was for Norman Mailer and Kurt Vonnegut and James Jones and Saul Bellow and numerous other Great American Novelists of that generation.

After the movie, I asked my wife what happened to great novels, why there was a whole generation of WWII novelists who really had a handle on these things, and why later generations do not.  Because it shouldn’t matter that there’s a world war going on, the same things should matter to and electrify each generation in turn.

And my wife said “Well, for the ’80s it was Bright Lights, Big City.”  And I nodded and said, “and for the 90s it was Fight Club.”  And then I bemoaned the diminishing importance of the novel.

Well, Hollywood got one of them right.
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Blow Out

I liked this movie a lot when it came out.  Saw it two or three times.  Don’t know why it didn’t impress me today.

Travolta is fine in an intelligent, committed performance.  Lithgow is suitably horrible and creepy.

Nancy Allen, for whatever reason, I didn’t buy as the dumb-as-a-post good-time gal.  I never liked this performance, but I used to go along with it because Pauline Kael liked it, so I figured the problem was me.  I don’t have a problem with larger-than-life De Palma performances in general, I’ve come to enjoy them, but this one left me cold.  I couldn’t bring myself to care about someone who barely seemed there to begin with.

Ideologically, the movie makes complete sense.  A sitting president hires a creepy, amoral thug to frame his rival, and when the framing turns into a murder the thug covers it up by murdering a bunch of innocent women.

In 1981, it seemed outlandish and paranoid, in 2006 is seems more like “What, only one creepy, amoral thug?  Why isn’t there a team?  And why bother to cover anything up?”

Likewise, the sad, despairing aspects of the narrative, the capitalist imperative driving everyone’s decisions, and how Travolta ultimately makes his uneasy peace, are all affecting.

The hallmark scenes of suspense all work well, as well as the scenes of Travolta showing us the tools of the trade in order to piece together his clues.

The problems I had with it today, I think, were logical.

Karp (Karp again!) has a 16mm film of an assassination, which he has sold to a national news magazine, “News Today.”  News Today has run a key section of the film, frame by frame, in black-and-white stills, in their magazine.

Setting aside the notion that the magazine would use up a valuable features section to run a frame-by-frame presentation of an auto accident, the question I have is: didn’t News Today make a copy of the film?  And wouldn’t anyone on the staff of News Today notice the gunshot, which is painfully obvious, even to Chappaquiddick/Watergate-hardened cynics, when you watch the film in color?

Later, it’s revealed that Karp has sold the film “all over the place” and “to every newspaper and magazine in the world,” yet there are no other copies of it, and Karp still has the only one in his seedy motel room with no lock on the door, just waiting to be stolen by the first floozy who comes along with a smile and a bottle of J&B.

Ray of hope: the presidential candidate, it turns out, did not approve the framing and assassination of his rival.  Lithgow is a rogue re-election campaigner.  He’s Donald Segretti with a trick watch and amurderous hatred of women.

Bonus points: spot the C-3PO mask!
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David Koepp

Is he the Ernest Lehman of our time?

He certainly must’ve thought about it while writing all those movies for Brian De Palma.

I can’t think of anyone who has a similar number of hits under his belt.

Take a gander at this list:

Death Becomes Her
Jurassic Park
Carlito’s Way
The Paper
The Shadow
Mission:Impossible
The Trigger Effect
The Lost World: Jurassic Park II
Snake Eyes
Stir of Echoes
Panic Room
Spider-Man
Secret Window
War of the Worlds
Zathura
Indiana Jones IV

And from Ernest Lehman:

Sabrina
The King and I
Somebody Up There Likes Me
The Sweet Smell of Success
North by Northwest
West Side Story
The Sound of Music
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Hello, Dolly
Portnoy’s Complaint
Family Plot
Black Sunday

Whew!  It’s enough to inspire someone to believe that it’s worthwhile being a Hollywood screenwriter.
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Three Kings

Striking enough when it came out in 1999, these days it looks a masterpiece, even a classic.

Works on all levels, as a heist movie, a war movie, a political thriller.  Best part is, it doesn’t let you know that’s what it’s doing.  And I’m sure that hurt its box office.  But the disparate elements, any one of which could jar the others in lesser hands, are well-balanced and forcefully presented.

This is made all the more impressive by the fact that nothing David O. Russell had done up to that point gave any indication that he would be a good guy to direct a heist/war/political-thriller movie.  And yet, scene after scene, he stages complicated, visceral action sequences not just competently but with flair, vigor, ingenuity and innovation.

Like Nora Dunn’s reporter, I had no idea why we invaded Iraq in 1991.  Had no idea what was at stake, who we were helping and why, except that it had something to do with Saddam and Kuwait and oil.  This movie, which seemed alarming and radical in 1999, now seems squarely mainstream, circumspect and humane in its treatment of volatile subject matter.  I don’t know who was responsible for green-lighting this movie, but whoever it was, way to go.

The acting is uniformly impressive.  In a movie that’s kind of all about finding layers of meaning, there isn’t a superficial performance in the bunch.  But after absorbing the star wattage of Clooney and Wahlberg, two performances stick out for me: Ice Cube and Spike Jonze as the rest of the squad.  Both of them deliver subtle, complex and nuanced portraits of individuals who could have easily, and entertainingly, been portrayed as loudmouths, louts or fools.  It makes me wish that Ice Cube had better scripts written for him and Spike Jonze did more acting.

Watching Spike Jonze’s performance, specifically, made me think of how the role of “ignorant hick” could have been played.  I thought of Tim-Blake Nelson in O Brother and how broad and comical he is compared to Jonze in this (as directed to be, I’m sure).  And then I realized, Hey, that’s George Clooney again, and Hey, they cruelly mistreat a cow in that movie too!  And hey, they’re seeking a fortune in that movie too!

Any other connections between Three Kings and O Brother are welcome.
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Don’t Stop Now!

1. Would you like to read Candide?
2. In the best of all possible worlds, yes.
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The Big Lebowski

Spoilers.

The first time I saw this movie, I didn’t like it much.  For a comedy it wasn’t funny enough, for a mystery it wasn’t satisfying.  There was too much weirdness, not enough punch, couldn’t figure out what any of it meant.  The cowboy, the dream sequences, the dotty peripheral characters, it just didn’t gel for me.

But all Coen movies are worth seeing more than once, so when it came out on video I watched it again.

It still didn’t work for me as a comedy, although it worked better.  It worked better for me as a mystery, but not that much better.  It seemed to me that the movie worked best as a study of an unlikely friendship, between the foggy sixties liberal and the hothead throwback Vietnam vet.  I still couldn’t follow the mystery and of course it doesn’t really matter.  I shrugged and gave up on it.

But, you know, there’s so much going on in it, so many details in it that stick out at weird angles.  And a couple of years later I rented it again.

Suddenly, something clicked.  What does the cowboy say at the beginning?  “Every once in a while, there is a man who is the right man for his time.”  And the characters are constantly talking about how things were in the past, and judging current events based on how they feel about the past.  Round about the moment where the Dude says to Walter “Man, you’re living in the past” and Walter screams “3000 years of tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you’re goddamn right I’m living in the past!” and suddenly my hair stood on end, because a whole other layer of meaning snapped into focus.

The Big Lebowski is a movie about how nothing means anything anymore.

The cowboy, the quintessential American icon, is our narrator.  He appears to be a “real” cowboy who has somehow made it out of the mists of history and legend and kept going west until he came to Venice Beach in 1991, at the time of the Gulf War.  He introduces the Dude with profound words of deep meaning, as we watch the Dude shuffle around a 24-hour supermarket and pay for a quart of milk with a check.  Then, even in the midst of his well-worded, carefully-considered, eloquently spoken introduction, the cowboy loses his train of thought.  It’s like he can’t keep up the pretense any more.  Or the 20th century has suddenly caught up with him.  The icon, perhaps the soul, of America is stuck here in the late 20thcentury and he’s looking for something to hold on to.  And here comes the Dude.

The Big Lebowski is, of course, a noir.  And not just a noir, but an LA noir.  The title is even a reference to one of the most famous LA noirs, The Big Sleep.  As we quickly learn, however, the LA of Raymond Chandler, no longer exists.  This LA is filled with bowling alleys, burnouts and punks, none of whom ever have the slightest idea of what the hell they’re ever talking about.

There’s a moment in the second act where the Dude goes over to Ben Gazzara’s house, and Ben is talking to him about the money, and he suddenly gets a phone call.  Ben takes the call and hurriedly jots something down on a notepad.  He leaves the room and the Dude darts across the room, takes a pencil and shades the paper.  Why does he do that?  Because he saw it in a detective movie.  The Dude, at that moment, is finally thinking like a detective.  A movie detective, but a detective nonetheless.  And he shades the paper and what does he find?  Ben Gazzara has written down not a phone number, nor a safe-combination, nor a cryptic acronym; he has scrawled the image of a man with a big dick.

Because this is a movie about how nothing means anything anymore.  LA still exists, but the LA of Raymond Chandler does not.  Why does it not exist?  Because the noirs of the 40s took place against the backdrop of World War II.  The horror and agony and anxiety of that war, which could not be expressed in the actual war films of the day, were instead expressed in the noirs of the day, the darkness and duplicity and violence of detective stories.  The Big Lebowski, by contrast, pointedly takes place against the background of the Gulf War, a war which meant nothing and acheived nothing (and, history has shown, did not have a happy ending).

The fact is, nothing in the movie means anything.  The Dude is hired to be the courier for a ransom, but it turns out that there is no kidnapping, there is no hostage and there is no ransom money.  The Dude is cynical enough to suggest that the kidnap victim “kidnapped herself,” but he doesn’t take it far enough.  The fact is, the “kidnap victim” didn’t even know any of this was happening.  And who are the “real” kidnappers?  Nihlists, whose cry is “We believe in nozzing!”

Why is the Dude the right man for his time?  Because he is the only man who can solve the case.  The Dude is a man for whom nothing already means anything.  And not in some “nihlist” way, either.  The Dude simply doesn’t care.  The Dude, as he says to the cowboy, “abides.”  The Dude takes it easy.  Nothing affects him.  The tumbling tumbleweed, at the beginning of the movie?  We think it’s a talking tumbleweed at first.  But it’s the Dude.  The Dude is the one who is rootless, blowing on the breeze toward the beach.

That’s not Walter.  Walter clings to everything way too much, searches desperately for everything to have meaning.  No wonder he converted to Judaism, it’s the only religion that means anything to him.  And the core of the movie is the scenes between, what’s this, “the mismatched buddy detectives,” Dude and Walter, one of whom skates along not paying attention and the other whom attaches far too much meaning to every new scrap of clue.

The rich man has no money.  The kidnappers have no hostage.  The hostage isn’t even in town.  Donny’s death means nothing.  No wonder Walter scrambles to find meaning, tries way too hard.

And now, tonight’s viewing, my firstof the movie since Katrina, reveals another level.  The Big Lebowski’s rant to the Dude about the rug, “Let me get this straight, every time a rug is urinated upon in this city, I am to pay compensation?”  introduces a political thrust to the narrative.  The Dude’s rug has been ruined because of the Big Lebowski’s chicanery, but he feels no responsibility.  Instead, the Big Lebowski lectures the Dude about personal responsibility, thrift and hard work.  Keep in mind, this movie was released two years before Bush II was elected.

Then, this leitmotif keeps coming around, “fucking you in the ass.”  People keep threatening to fuck the Dude and Walter in the ass.  This always comes down to people of means using force and violence to make the lives of the poor worse, sending goons into the Dude’s house, over and over, to wreck the place.  Walter, for one, has had enough, and when it appears that a 15-year-old kid has “fucked him in the ass,” he goes out into a street and demolishes what turns out to be an innocent stranger’s car while screaming, over and over at the top of his lungs, “This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!”  He’s certainly angry at the kid, but in a way he’s angry about the ass-fucking that he’s getting every day from the Big Lebowskis of the world.

Finally, at Donny’s funeral, he’s had enough.  He’s not going to pay $182 for an urn.  He’s not going to get fucked in the ass again.  He’s going to put his friend’s (okay, he wasn’t that much of a friend) ashes into a Folger’s coffee can and dump his ashes into the Pacific (although, of course, he misses) before he gets fucked in the ass again.

And the Dude and Walter go back to bowling.  They are even, miraculously, still in the finals, despite the death of their partner.  The Dude abides.

This movie, for me, went from being pale and unpersuasive to standing as the Coen’s densest, most intricate, most interesting and, in a way, most profound movie.
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Mission: Impossible

When you look at this movie in comparison to the new movie, the difference ten years has brought is clear.  This is an espionage thriller, about people sneaking around and telling and keeping secrets, putting on masks and pulling switches and double-crosses.  The new movie (and I suppose the 2nd one too) is an action movie, full of kinetic set pieces, chaotic editing and post-Greengrass mise-en-scene.  In comparison, Mission: Impossible is elegant, a little stodgy and, well, sorry, Hitchcockian in its design.

Some DePalmisms that nevertheless show up in this most genre-y of DePalma movies:

*Images on TV/computer screens
*People watching them
*We watch along with the people
*Those images often lie
*1st-person camera
*Shifting point-of-view
*Split-screens (imitation, in this case)
*Hallucinations
*Unreliable flash-back (Tom recounts one chain of thought, we see the opposite in his thoughts)
*Killing off main characters (and major stars) in the first act (Jon Voight!  Kristen Scott-Thomas!  Emilio Estevez!  Whoever plays the other woman!*)
*Dead people turning out not to be dead after all
*David Koepp
*Long, pointy things (two: one set of pointy things impales Emilio, the other nearly impales Tom)

DePalma, again, shows that he can wring suspense and excitement from things like numbers changing on a readout panel, telephones and beads of sweat.

The train sequence still looks great ten years later.

Relative lack of over-the-top performances.  Everybody’s pretty naturalistic, within the parameters of these kinds of movies.  Notable exception, Henry Czerny’s sneering, snarling, double-plus unctuous bad-guy-or-is-he CIA guy.  When I saw this movie ten years ago I wondered what Czerny was thinking, but now, after a week of watching nothing but DePalma, I’m wondering why the whole cast isn’t like that.

Danny Elfman.  I love him, he’s great, one of the great film composers of our day.  And his work here is great.  But DePalma usually uses Italian guys.  Was Elfman his choice?  Or was that the studio saying “Look, he did Batman, he did Dick Tracy, obviously he knows this pop-kitsch stuff, just use him already.”

I have a question about espionage thrillers in general.  People are always blowing shit up in public places, sending cars flying into the air, blasting bridges and hotels and cathedrals, yet everything they’re doing is supposed to be very, very secret.  I like the famous computer break-in sequence because it hinges on that silence and invisibility.  But, I’m wondering, what are spies thinking when they blow up a car in the middle of a public square, or destroy a restaurant to make a getaway, or any one thing James Bond does in any given fifteen minutes of his day?

And, like what happened to the dead people after the first act of the movie ended?  Poor Emilio, he’s gotten his head impaled on top of an elevator, who’s going to go get him and make sure he gets a proper burial?  We’ve already been told how this mission doesn’t exist and how no one must know they’re there, how long before Emilio starts to stink and drip body-juices down into the elevator, and some poor embassy staffer is going to have to go up there and scrape him off the top of the elevator?  How is this supposed to work?

*Her name is, I’m not even kidding, Ingeborga Dapkunaite, and she is the veteran of 40 films, many in Russia.  Impressive, for a woman who, from the looks of her name, is the daughter of The Swedish Chef.
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