Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl part 3









At the top of Act III of Curse, Elizabeth has been rescued from the clutches of bad-pirate Barbossa, by declared non-pirate Will Turner (at the top of Act III Will declares, twice in ten seconds, his non-pirate status).  Since Elizabeths’ goal is for Will to be a pirate, she still faces an uphill battle.  As Will tenderly goes to cop a feel off Elizabeth’s breast, she takes out the medallion that started all this craziness, the one she took off Will that day so many years ago.  In the traditional fairy tale, the boy-prince is given a medallion that will one day prove he is royalty — here, the screenwriters have stood the tradition on its head and given the boy a medallion that proves he is a criminal.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl part 2









Act I of Curse begins with Elizabeth Swann making a kind of a wish, a wish that a handsome pirate might one day come and steal her away.  A handsome boy wearing a pirate medallion shows up instead, and she transfers her wish onto him, making him a pirate in her mind, if not in his.  Eight years later, a handsome pirate, Jack Sparrow, does indeed blow into town, and indeed makes gestures toward stealing Elizabeth away, but winds up in the pokey instead.  A crew of actual pirates finally shows up at the end of the act, and they do in fact proceed to steal Elizabeth away, but now that Elizabeth sees the reality of piracy, the looting and pillaging and killing (this being Disney, no actual rape is shown, these pirates are manifestly chaste), she recoils, and as the act draws to a close partly regrets her wish.  Curse, in one aspect, traces Elizabeth’s evolution from oppressed daughter to daring adventurer (before returning her safely to her father’s world).  The following two movies draw the character out further, making Elizabeth “her own pirate,” as it were, before she finally outgrows the whole pirate thing and settles down.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl part 1









Who is the protagonist of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl?  Casual viewers would probably say it’s Captain Jack Sparrow, since he’s the most memorable character.  Others might say that, since the movie is, in part, a love story, that there are two protagonists, Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner.  It could be argued that there are three protagonists, or even four, if you count bad-guy Barbossa.

Myself, I’m going to argue that there is only one, Elizabeth Swann.

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Ad Men

Hey folks!  I know it’s been a while since I blogged proper.  One of the reasons is that I’ve been shooting this short movie based on a sketch I wrote about a million years ago, “Ad Men.”  It’s done now!  It’s the first production from Lucky Eddie, which is my new production company with ace producer Holly Golden.  Take a gander at this.

Ad Men from Todd Alcott on Vimeo.

Michael Powell would be so proud right now.

New Batman piece up at The Beat











My piece on Tim Burton’s ground-breaking 1989 Batman is up at The Beat.  Due to The Beat’s recent flame-discouraging policy, response has been much more sober and respectful this time around.

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It’s been a big internet week for me.  First, I launched this new blog (if you haven’t switched your Livejournal bookmarks, do so now!)  Then, out of nowhere, someone I’ve never even met made this smashing video out of a monologue I wrote 20 years ago, and it’s caught on like internet wildfire.  And now, my good friend Heidi McDonald at The Beat has started re-posting some of my earlier comics-movies-related analyses, starting with my look at 1966’s Batman: The Movie.

This is the first time one of my blog pieces has been re-posted in another forum, but the reviews are in and readers are ecstatic!

“You are a complete idiot!” – vlucca

“Although I wouldn’t level the charge of “idiot” as vlucca does,I would say ‘misguided’ or “sloppy.'” – S. Chapman

“This so-called “analysis” …  seems to have missed the mark entirely!” – KET

“This isn’t so much analysis as it is a badly-written review of a film that the reviewer obviously doesn’t understand or appreciate!” – John

Machete trailer

If you’re a fan of my blog, you’ve probably already seen this.  That said, what a wonderful trailer.

EDIT: Okay, for some reason YouTube isn’t showing it.  You can watch it here instead.

And, for those coming in late, this is not the trailer from the fake movie from Grindhouse, this is the trailer for the real movie coming out in September.


Nota bene!

There is a new quarterly humor publication, The Devastator, put together by a couple of pals of mine, Geoffrey Golden and Amanda Meadows.  I’m in the first issue, along with [info]r_sikoryak and about six million other fine talents.

The first issue is all put together, but they need a “kickstart” campaign to get it printed and in stores.  In any case, here is James [info]urbaniak to tell you more!

(Props to Geoffrey for working in a “venture” pun.)

query

For a new project I’m working on, I need to watch some espionage thrillers. My focus is on espionage thrillers where an “ordinary person” gets tangled up in the world of espionage.

North by Northwest is a classic of the genre. Three Days of the Condor is another, Frantic is another, Marathon Man is another.

As always, I invite my readers to make suggestions, and thank you in advance.

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