Cute kids update

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SAM (6): I was wearing my Fancy-Schmancy Ultra Limited Edition Secret Stash In-house Promo Venture Bros shirt today, which attracted Sam’s interest.

SAM: Who’s that?
DAD: This? This is — [dramatic voice] — The Monarch!

(no response)

DAD: He’s a bad guy.
SAM: I can see that!

Meanwhile, KIT (4), has taken it upon herself to put together a new lineup of The Beatles:

To those who believe that Ringo is irreplaceable, here is your answer: Ringo is replaceable, if he is replaced with BATMAN FROM THE FUTURE and A SHARK ON A POSTAL DELIVERY TRUCK.

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12 Responses to “Cute kids update”
  1. mcbrennan says:

    A band, I think, is like a shark. You know?

    I had no idea Pete Best was a Batman from the future.

    Pete Best: I am the Bat!
    Paul McCartney: Yes, yes. You’re “the bat”! And “the bat” is the reason why we lost “best new group” to Rory Storm and the Hurricanes… again! Nobody’s going to want to hire the hard-rocking quartet of John, Paul, George, and THE BAT!
    Pete Best: The night is mine.

    As for their decision to hire shark-on-postal-truck during Ringo’s ’68 walkout, well, this is a band that was named by a hallucinatory man on a flaming pie. Perhaps shark-on-postal-truck was another of the Maharishi’s big-dollar metaphors?

    I eagerly await seeing what Venture Bros related creativity Sam comes up with, once they finally start making Monarch-and-henchman action figures.

    • Todd says:

      Re: A band, I think, is like a shark. You know?

      It occurs to me, after reading your reply, that the shark on a postal truck might be Allen Klein.

    • zodmicrobe says:

      Re: A band, I think, is like a shark. You know?

      I’d always suspected Ringo would someday rip off his own face and be revealed as an alien.

      Batman from the future doesn’t seem that far.

  2. ravengirl says:

    I love this post. 🙂 It made me happy.

  3. craigjclark says:

    I have that Monarch T-shirt. ‘Tis quite cool.

  4. You have a very wise daughter.

  5. teamwak says:

    So Pete Best was replaced with Ringo. And now Ringo has been replaced by Batman from the future.

    The fab 4 are morphing into The Justice League. What next, Supes on bass?

  6. Oh wow, just noticed this post, I’d KILL for that shirt!