What Does The Protagonist Want wishes you and yours a happy — and secure — holiday season.


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  1. medox says:

    Oh no! My gingerbread house is woefully under-secured! Perhaps I will draft the flock of devil duckies that watch over my computer…

  2. greyaenigma says:

    I think he’s about to declare pre-emptive merriment on the house next door.

    Happy Christmas, Mele Kalikimaka, and Happy Cephalopodmas.

  3. ndgmtlcd says:

    I can just imagine him saying “Hey you kids, get off my lawn! Go bother Frau Totenkinder next door”